Train

today was an awful way to start a thursday. for once it wasn't already 100% humidity and 90 degrees when i walked to the train so i thought i may have had potential for showing up today with my hair down and NOT sweaty.  ya so i get up to the train, right as its leaving.  COOL.  alright fine, at least i can sit on the bench and wait for the next one.  not that bad.  so i get on the next one and its packed.  i stand by the door and proceed to be smashed after every stop.  finally people stop trying to cram on because its too packed!!!!  by this time i'm not holding onto anything, sweating and am being touched by 5 other people.  UGH.  worst part is, i'm jammed up against the back of a disgusting bum.  yup, touching someone that has not showered or washed his clothes in a long time. GROSSSSSS.   then the other bum that he is with starts talking to him = approx 3 teeth and cig/whiskey breath.  and he's talking towards my face.  WHAT.  i had to stand there smelling the stench of the bum right next to me and then have that bum breathe all over me.  IT WAS terrible, i wanted to get off the train and wait for the next one but it was so packed that i couldn't have even gotten off.  ick.

then i finally get to my beloved washington/wells stop and look at my phone and sure enough have a text from alanna saying " okay i'm about to barf and had to tell someone this before i have a heart attach..there was drunk shirtless man masturbating on the train this morning"  what is wrong with you sick weirdos!?!?!  put on a shirt, brush your teeth and stop touching yourself.  OR do all of that but don't get on the 7 oclock train.  it is far too early to have shit like that happen to people.  sick. sick. sick.