ok so a majority of saturday night was spent creepin on some of my girl crushes...dont worry i wasn't alone doing this by myself - a few of us were having some drinks and needed some tunes. so of course i put on rhianna, and beyonce (duh), then of course j to the LO. we were sitting there, guys and girls watching how gorgeous and hot these girls were. not that i like girls, definitely not, but it was like body jealousy to the max. i would give my entire left arm (big anti bc i'm left handed) and possibly an ear to have a bod like beyonce or a face like ri-ri (however, not the hair, she looks scary w that mohawk crap). even jennifer lopez, whatever she's married to a guy that looks like he's coked out and has had 3 divorces but crap, her abs in jenny from the block are SICK. she kept on holding her shirt up to show her abs, kinda lame, but cmon if i had those abs - i'd never wear a shirt. this is also the reason why i'm trying to eat healthy and do p90x...we'll see if i can get j lo abs and beyonce's thighs.
ugh jealousy stinks.
J.Lo's abs
beyonce's crazy body

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