Train

today was an awful way to start a thursday. for once it wasn't already 100% humidity and 90 degrees when i walked to the train so i thought i may have had potential for showing up today with my hair down and NOT sweaty.  ya so i get up to the train, right as its leaving.  COOL.  alright fine, at least i can sit on the bench and wait for the next one.  not that bad.  so i get on the next one and its packed.  i stand by the door and proceed to be smashed after every stop.  finally people stop trying to cram on because its too packed!!!!  by this time i'm not holding onto anything, sweating and am being touched by 5 other people.  UGH.  worst part is, i'm jammed up against the back of a disgusting bum.  yup, touching someone that has not showered or washed his clothes in a long time. GROSSSSSS.   then the other bum that he is with starts talking to him = approx 3 teeth and cig/whiskey breath.  and he's talking towards my face.  WHAT.  i had to stand there smelling the stench of the bum right next to me and then have that bum breathe all over me.  IT WAS terrible, i wanted to get off the train and wait for the next one but it was so packed that i couldn't have even gotten off.  ick.

then i finally get to my beloved washington/wells stop and look at my phone and sure enough have a text from alanna saying " okay i'm about to barf and had to tell someone this before i have a heart attach..there was drunk shirtless man masturbating on the train this morning"  what is wrong with you sick weirdos!?!?!  put on a shirt, brush your teeth and stop touching yourself.  OR do all of that but don't get on the 7 oclock train.  it is far too early to have shit like that happen to people.  sick. sick. sick.

iTunes raped me...

Since when did iTunes up their prices?!?!?  i was absolutely shocked when i went to download a couple of songs and the price was $1.29.  WHAT THE HELL.  i haven't used my iTunes store thingy in a long time because Kim had turned me onto mp3panda.com where the songs are .10-.15 cents instead of the .99 at iTunes - however, the website kinda sucks because if the album hasn't been released yet, then the songs aren't out there!  soooo in order to download california gurls i had to go to iTunes because i can't wait another month to put it on my iPod!!!  nuts.  i'm so mad that i just bought 5 songs that used to cost me $4.95 that i now paid $6.45 for.  what a joke.  apple runs the world, give me cheaper songs.  jerks. 

oh well, not like i'm not going to listen to those songs about 30 x in a row for the next two weeks...

anyone want a burned cd with my purchases on it (good think mp3panda had a decent selection or else this list would look super lame):
emii - magic (badass)
love the way you lie - ri ri and em
i like it - enrique and pitbull (i still love escape the best)
cooler than me - mike posner (i'm cooler than everyone)
california gurls - maxim's 100 winner

Hello roommate getting in on the blog action

here's a lil shout out to my fellow coach house-er and her new blog and new life. welcome to anthem's of a 23 year old

shout out blog

Red Eye Article tells the truth...again

Red Eye Artcle: Edward Cullen, Perfect Boyfriend

Girls, i suggest that you read this and then re-evaluate how your life is.  real like guys are not edward cullen, nobody will treat you like a 300 yr old vampy with morals.  only drunkos at lion's head waiting to take you upstairs to the apartment and grind on you.  why is it that there is someone right in front of you and you can't stop drinking that stupid PBR in order to be with someone that actually gives a damn about your sober life.  let's face it, none of your drunk friends really care that you made your first deal on thursday july 22nd but your girlfriend has to listen because she is an actual friend.

Looks like girls grow up way faster than bros do..  "As I get older, these little things have become much more meaningful to me. I know. I'm even vomiting in my mouth a little. Sorry."  yup - same here, hello to a new KK, no more feelings or caring until the little things are there.  any other not worth it.  new leaf.

this weeks obsession...

ok so a majority of saturday night was spent creepin on some of my girl crushes...dont worry i wasn't alone doing this by myself - a few of us were having some drinks and needed some tunes.  so of course i put on rhianna, and beyonce (duh), then of course j to the LO.  we were sitting there, guys and girls watching how gorgeous and hot these girls were.  not that i like girls, definitely not, but it was like body jealousy to the max.   i would give my entire left arm (big anti bc i'm left handed) and possibly an ear to have a bod like beyonce or a face like ri-ri (however, not the hair, she looks scary w that mohawk crap).  even jennifer lopez, whatever she's married to a guy that looks like he's coked out and has had 3 divorces but crap, her abs in jenny from the block are SICK.  she kept on holding her shirt up to show her abs, kinda lame, but cmon if i had those abs - i'd never wear a shirt.  this is also the reason why i'm trying to eat healthy and do p90x...we'll see if i can get j lo abs and beyonce's thighs. 

ugh jealousy stinks. 

J.Lo's abs
beyonce's crazy body

softball

i have played softball for the 2nd time in my life, last night.  it was supposed to be a fun game but then i realized that softball/baseball is the dummest sport - next to golf.  there is nothing about softball that would make me actually like it, other than the beer drinking but i don't really need an excuse like softball to drink a beer. 

i don't understand just standing there and hoping the ball comes to you, at least in basketball theres always something to do when your weak side, have the ball or on defense.  also, i don't like balls that can hurt you.  sure i've taken a kill here and there off the body but good god do softballs hurt more.  we were playing around last night and i took one right in the leg, left a cool bruise (NOT) and left everyone laughing at me. 

also, i decided that i don't like 1-on-1 incidents during sports.  i like full 5-on-5 and so on, interaction.  when its just the pitcher and batter, its way too much attention on 2 people.  i missed the ball like 4 times and felt so stupid.  i hate my life.

another week...

i started my new job yesterday and after doing nothing for 2 weeks, i'm exhausted already!  i didn't just sit on my ass at home but man, being on call from 8-6 pm and having to be professional after doing NOTHING, is reallllly hard!  i'm going to start going to bed at 9 pm!

this weekend will be fun though, fireworks are always fun.  last year it didn't work out to see the actual fireworks in mke or in chicago but this year i'm going to make an effort to see a firework...even if its just one boom, i'll be satisfied. 



...my mistake, my illusion