Got my first wedding invite today. Yep, address to Kaitlynn Koeppler. Not "The Koeppler Family" for once! However, on the RSVP there was definitely a +1. That's super. Thank you +1 for making me feel like a big pile of crap. I pretty much wanted there to be a section that I could check that said "ridin' solo" but there wasn't. No joke that I could have made on that f'ing invite. Jokes on me.
Whatever, I'm gonna look smokin and go home alone....to my parents house. Somebody give me a gun.
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