Little Boys

if you know me at all, you would know that i'm not really a kid person. the crying, yelling, drooling, puking, annoying kid stuff is not my bag. sure some kids are cute on picture but i'm pretty sure that i will only genuinely like my own kids, and thats it. sorry friends, i will not babysit your kids. my adventure last night sums up my thoughts on kids.

my sister and i were going to the passion pit concert at the congress and sure enough we happened to be in the same neighborhood of the kids that she babysat all through college. the family consists of young parents and 3 boys, 5,6,7 in age. yikes right! well we walk in, and of course they love alex so they are yelling her name and the adventure begins. sure enough, they were all in the bath tube "swimming." i only have 1 sister and never babysat so i wasn't prepared to see 3 small boys nudie and yelling and hyper. i must have had a complete look of shock on my face bc the dad asked how i felt about kids. well sir, up until now i wanted to have 2 little boys (mainly bc i'd never want to deal with how annoying and mean my sister and i were to each other) but actually seeing how little boys are....noooooo way. i'm not cut out for boys, their lil weeeens and weird things like that creep the shit out of me and i'm done. i text'd my random guy and said that i needed to get out of there and a have a drink, stat! tubes tied/bc for the rest of my life it is!

i'm still in shock, motherhood and me do nooooot mix. ugh.


ps the passion pit concert was fun. a couple of annoying high schoolers jumping around and sweating on me, but overall a great concert. fun!